if you can doge a wrench you can dogecoin

Ha ha, that funny. I started making up little saying a while ago. I stopped for lack of internal inspiration, but two of them were

1. "If you can dodge the dark, you can dodge a ball."
2. "If you can dodge the dark, why dodge a wrench?"

Don't think about them too much. I didn't intentionally put hidden meaning in there. ;)