Message from Dick Assman
by The Invisible Man

My papa had a poop and I found a no water in the road
I'm sorry I didn't send a knife,

I was just on the way to the party when I heard news from the TV that an asteroid was going to hit the earth.

I decided to send a knife anyway, as you are important to me and I feel we've really made a connection, but then I heard from my mum that my papa had been taken to the hospital, suffering from a poop. Even then, I still tried to send a knife, but I was just about to contact you when my father called, having heard about my papa and wanting to check I was okay.

My father said, "I know you want to do the right thing by this girl, but your papa is in hospital and might not last the night."

Gutted, I went to the hospital and sat with my papa for a bit. I guess I must have talked about you a lot, because my papa looked at me and whispered, "This girl is special, you need to nurture this."

So I said my goodbyes - it was a bit tear jerking, but I got through it, keeping your winning smile at the forefront of my mind - and left the hospital so that I could send a knife, but to my surprise, I saw a no water lying in the road. I stopped to help, naturally.

By the time I got away, it was almost midnight. I don't like to blow my own trumpet, but I like to think I saved that no water. I only hope it's not at the expense of our friendship.

So I'm sorry I didn't send a knife. I hope you won't kick off when I'm in such a fragile state, worried for my papa's life. What do you think? Can you give an old fool another chance?

Love from
Dick Assman

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman