Good evening all...

I'm new today, so thought I would introduce myself. 

There is a clue in my title about myself, but I will endeavour to explain a little more. I am a married mother of two adults, and I own a cat who occasionally likes me, but most of the time doesn't. Same as my husband.

I can be quite annoying...so I'm told, but it doesn't stop my family from hounding me at every opportunity. My 70 year mother included. She loves nothing more than to ring me 10 times a day to deliver the same information, give me spoilers on my soap operas and have me running like a lost cause. My husband is the same, and I think they rotate on which nerve they are going to land on next.

I am responsible for cooking, cleaning, shopping, bill paying and every other 'housewifey' task.

And I am increasingly rubbish at it. 

I delight in serving up my husband's dinner like volcanic ash, shrinking my daughters best clothing and altering the TV subscription so Sky Sports miraculously disappears.

But sadly... I think at 40 years of age... I need to grow up and try to be a good wife, mother and daughter. The incessant need to outwit my family has to stop. The piss taking of my husbands every movement needs to calm down and I need to learn to cook without the fire brigade being called out. 

So, my blog will be about my bad housewife life, my learning experiences (Good and bad) and just lighthearted stuff to brighten your day.

Of course... some of this is exaggerated. 

The fire brigade don't come out every time I cook...

I'm on a barring list.

Have a great day!