"There is one country in the Balkans that borders itself.
Where the most beautiful women live, and the birth rate drops.
Where most unemployed work, where the most fertile country lives hungry people.
Where the trains are late in the ride. Where do everyone play soccer and they win in water polo, handball or tennis ....
Where are all rushes to work, and no one comes in time. Where eight-hour working hours last twelve hours.
Where health is free and treatment expensive.
Where the journalists are free to write whatever they are told.
Where is the world crisis got citizenship? Where public procurement is secret, and state secrets are public.
Where wars never end. Where history repeats itself every day.
Where are the richest those who have never worked. Where foreign currency is taken for domestic.
Where the people are sanctified, and the sacrifice of God. Where intelligent because of misunderstanding proclaims to the fools, and the fools capable. Where the illiterate are writing history.
Where laws are illegal and anarchy is a normal state.
Where power despises citizens as unwanted witnesses.
Where do you live from the future, because at present they have no right.
Where everybody is smiling, and no one wants good. Where the court proceedings last longer than life.
Where are the only flooding methods of irrigation?
Where they invoke dictators, and democracies are considered as tax on fools.
Where do they think that the country will be more prosperous if it goes back anymore?
Where you're not normal if you do not go mad. Where do you live just to die?
Where is time infinite, and stupidity is immortal ... "