In Someone Else's Own Words
It always makes you feel big when you can pull a fast quote to win an argument.
Or just use them to get out of doing stuff.
"Oh my god, Chris! Stop buying bitcoin! It's a bear market!"
"When the going gets tough, the tough get going" - Joseph P. Kennedy
"Hahaha, you look constipated as fuck mate!"
"A joke is often the hole through which truth whistles." - Japanese Proverb
Through my hole; nothing trickles.
Trying to find the #funny community on steemit like..
"Trust your instincts. Do the unexpected. Find the others..." - Timothy Leary
Still havent found any funny people :/
"I heard Bitconnect turned out to be a Ponzi scheme.. Didn't you put half your life savings int-"
"Failure is only an opportunity to begin again, only this time more wisely." - Henry Ford
I'll pull out early this time, I swear.
"What makes you think you'd make an excellent student at our university?"
"All I want is an education and I am afraid of no one." - Malala Yousafzai
(Happy international women's day, like two days ago)
"Why do you like crypto so much?"
"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart." - Hellen Keller
"You're driving 90mph in the OPPOSITE lane!!!"
"The person who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The person that walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever seen before" - Albert Einstein
"Hunny, our daughter Just fell off her bike!"
"What about our son?"
"He's fine.."
"A person who falls and gets back up, is much stronger than a person who never fell."
"You're drunk!"
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill
Admittedly, Churchill was some boy.
This is my entry to #comedyopenmic week 4, go check it out if you haven't already.
I nominate @liketimmy & @capturinglife
Really enjoyed this post. I've heard of the one by Winston Churchill but I didn't know he was the one who said it. Some great quotes here and I like how you made it relevant to you. Great job.
This is great stuff. My favorite quote was the one from Einstein. Hadn't heard it before.
Another Einstein quote I like a lot:
That's an excellent one from him, he came up with some true corkers in his time - not just a scientific genius but a philosophical one too.
Undoubtedly, but this doesn't appear to be generally known. All I can remember learning about him at school is that darn apple in the head.
hmmm, nominated huh? I noticed a bit late buth i will see what i can do ;)
Great post Bro
Keep the good work going
The lord is your strength
Upvoted 100%
Thank you - wish my upvote was worth more than a cent so I could aptly reward your generosity :)