Recent discoveries around the many benefits of micro-dosing of LSD and psilocybin have led to offshoot research in related fields of study.

Scientists at MIT have found, through double-blind, government approved, wobulation-controlled, peer-reviewed, Asian scientist-observed studies that 30 seconds of masturbation every two-to-three hours can often elicit numerous psychological and physiological changes for males, females, hermaphrodites, and troglodytes.

Health benefits of micro-bating

• Mood enhancement
• Increased blood circulation
• Multi-orgasmic improvement
• Growth
• Enhanced libido
• Builds stamina
• Longevity
  

Side effects may include

• Hormone imbalance
• Carpal tunnel syndrome
• Hairy knuckles
• Blindness