Dirty Things You Touch Everyday Without Knowing.

in #funny5 years ago (edited)

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In our daily routine we touch a lot of dirty things without knowing, such as :

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Or

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Or

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Okay that was exaggerated sorry...

But more seriously we do touch a lot of dirty things without realizing how dirty they are, and because I'm your saviour today I'm giving out a list of the most dirty things we touch!

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  • PC Keyboards: yes we touch keyboards all the time, while eating, masturbating (not me) etc... A recent study shows that there are 4 times more germs in a keyboard than in a toilet!

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  • Caddies: Yes dirty stuff people, caddies in supermarkets or stores are touched frequently by people, old pervert grandpas, moms who just finished changing their babies diaper, kids that touch everything etc... Think about it.

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  • Money: "Dirty money? I'll take that my ninja!" -You would say. But the truth is that money is frequently exchanged from hand to hand, pockets, car, bed room, ground etc..

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  • Light Switch: oh light switch are very dirty especially those in bathroom, toilets and bedrooms.

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  • Hotel's TV Remote: I don't have to explain this I think it's very self-explanatory.

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  • Mouth: Mouths are very delicious and yet very dirty because it's filled with germs, hey chill don't flag me science said it! It's mainly filled with germs because we all know when you're alone you suck on your fingers or remote etc.. we see you.

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  • Smartphone: You sleep with it, go to the toilet with it, flirt with it, kiss it, make love wi... Okay you get the picture.

I nominate @benanis and @lordbutterfly

There you have it, another day another list. I hope you enjoyed it thank you for reading, now go clean yourself!

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Great post @raoufwilly! MONEY is by far the worst. I am so glad I don't really have to handle it much anymore. I have had sweat soaked money pulled out of bras, waistbands and other places we won't mention BLEH. Plus the germs and the drugs that it's been used for BLEH. I'm not a germaphobe, but when I had to lay money out to dry before putting it away in my drawer, it was a bit too much.

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Haha I see what you mean. Sure I'll take a look as soon as I can!

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Hey there! I had fun reading your post. I decided to include it in my Pay It Forward Curation Contest post. You can check it here.

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Top of the list is "myself"

Thanks for your article, which was featured by @insight-out in an entry for the Pay It Forward Contest

Already know it.. but thanks for the reminder through this post @raoufwilly 😉 I touch all of that everyday.. and thanks God there's water and soap or hand sanitizer😉 but I'll keep touching the money anyway even its dirty 😂😂😂 need to accept and give the changes to my customers.

Found your post through @insight-out entry post to the pay it forward contest this week.

Hahaha thanks for the comment

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Add escalator hand rails to this mix, agree carry hand wipes to rinse and never touch your face when doing any of the above.

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Yes escalator hand rails should be in the list for sure!

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Funny @raoufwilly.. but may I asked you something? I was told to add the source of the pictures if it weren't ours.. are those all pictures of yours? Wow.. you're a photographer too.. well.. I love all dirty things 😂

Oh thank you so much for reminding me I was so sleepy last night I forgot to add it!

Wow that sure is a lot of dirty spots. I came over because you were featured in this weeks pay it forward curation contest by @insight-out

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