Therapy Thursday S01-E03 - Comedy Open Mic Round 22
Yep, we are back, thanks to @cryptkeeper17 and some poor choices on our part. We really appreciate the letter and if anyone else wants to send something in, we will be offering two shares in Steem Basic Income to anyone that gets onto the show.
Send your problems, questions, or thoughts to [email protected] or, if you are brave you can throw it in the comments here. I'm also on Discord at Chris Bird#2542 if you want to DM me.
You can find out more about Comedy Open Mic Round 22 on the link you just passed by. This week I am nominating @mourningnoodles and @enginewitty to join in the fun. Maybe wait until next round though. It'll give you a bit more time to prepare.
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You got a 33.33% upvote from @bid4joy courtesy of @respy!
Hey, thanks @respy.
You left out first ladies. Eleanor Roosevelt was a 5th cousin of FDR. The answer to a trivia question, which first lady didn't have to change her maiden name when she was married? Technically Calvin Coolidge sister entertained as first lady because he was not married, but as far as I have read there were no dirty deeds done there.
maybe not with her, but he might have had a kissing cousin in the bed chamber.
What about second cousins? Ate they off limit? Asking for a friend.
What about second
Cousins? Ate they off limit?
Asking for a friend.
- belemo
I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
belemo you poetic bastard.
Can i fuck you?
Asking for a friend.
You probably can.
@profanereviews you were flagged by a worthless gang of trolls, so, I gave you an upvote to counteract it! Enjoy!!
Can a guy and a girl ever be just, best-friends?
Sure can.
you both are hilarious... I'm telling you, you are destined for greatness! And @cryptkeeper17, that is awesome... Its so good to hear what prospects you have down there on the farm! :P
@cryptkeeper17 hahaha... :)
Absolutely. They are destined for greatness. That letter was meant to puzzle and confound, they had a pretty legit response each. Better up my game the next question I send them these people can make chicken salad out of chicken shit pretty well.
Oh boy, we have a ton of chicken shit, and I love chicken salad. I guess I'll have to sift out the shavings though.
@cryptkeeper17 yes they took it completely in stride. They even seemed to show off a bit with their command of the subject and how they both admitted to having sexual thoughts/encounters with their own cousins. Make sure if you send them something seedy, you go very dark because I have a feeling they have done it all :P 😂
Thanks, Dave. We are still planning on NBC calling for auditions, but until then we will just keep hoping for someone to write in.
@profanereviews ohhh I think they must've called and you both were just out that day... Don't worry, they will be calling any day now :)
where I live the law is you can marry your third cousin. I had some HOT farmer boy cousins but it didn't matter because I was adopted but they all got married before I got old enough to even think of dating them.
'they' say that you can get weird health and mental issues by intermarrying and having kids......
Yeah, I've heard it said as well.
Sorry, you didn't get to hit up your pseudo-cousins.
@ReactionAries ~ THANK YOU for the shout-out! LOL! Loved it! 😁