There must be one substantial phrase here amongst the aridities I spew upon steem ?

Certainly, certainly I reckon it is the case. Substantially paraphrasing, but just understood by the alchemists.

I should write fortunes for those fake Chinese restaurants that serve salted sugarcoated boxes of food.

I have not the slightest doubt that a gig like that, writing the compelling messages inside the cookies that everyone crave just to forget the faux everything by which they are surrounded all the time. I bet will alliterate an unsuspected amount of tokens still to be created in your proverbial prophetic wallet.

And yeah, never allow that those crazy dentists & odontologists mess with your wisdom teeth. };)