10 FUNNY QUOTES ON MONEY THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DAY

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  1. "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is." -- Oscar Wilde

  2. “Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.” --
    Françoise Sagan

  3. "Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? No Pockets." -- Jerry Seinfeld

  4. "Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money." - Jackie Mason

  5. "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket." - Kin Hubbard

  6. "Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." - Groucho Marx

  7. “Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.” – Helen Gurley Brown

  8. “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.” – Bob Hope

  9. “Money is the best deodorant.” – Elizabeth Taylor

  10. I'm so poor I can't even pay attention. ~Ron Kittle

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I love the last quote.. Lol. Good one dear😂

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"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money." - Jackie Mason..

Hahaha.. I love this..

"Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? No Pockets." -- Jerry Seinfeld

That cracked me up quite hard. I didn't remembered that one from Jerry.

"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." - Groucho Marx

That one cracked me up even harder.

"You ever been so broke the bank begins to charge you money for not having enough money... You ever had negative money? That's depressive. You look in your bank account... negative 10$. That's how much I have now. Negative 10. That means I don't even have no money. I wish I did. I wish I didn't had anything, I wish I just had nothing but I have less than that. I don't have none. I have not 10. If it's free I can't afford it." Louis CK

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