octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTSmoke means progress or, at least, people setting fire to things.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTIt's time to play Bishop of Spain again!octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTWearing pay checks like necklaces and bracelets.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTI could not call her on a cell phone because this was 1991, and the aliens had not given us that technology yet.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTThe word for the day is "chillarious".octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTAll species are unique, but humans are uniquier.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTI find yelling the serenity prayer always helps.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTIf you’ve never been captured and eaten by the natives, you’re spending too much time in your canoe.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTI know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTIs an Orion bombship shooty, or assaulty?octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTThe chances of being hurt by someone who got past airport security are smaller than dying in your dentist's office…octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTMore people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows you how good we are at evaluating risk.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTThe knee, the fist, the elbow, the head! You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTAs soon as you pull off a conspiracy, the first thing you do is start a conspiracy theory about it.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTNo cape, no spandex, no service.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTWhile visiting Madagascar, Usain Bolt wondered whether he could reach Indonesia running on water. He promised not to do that ever again.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTBruce Schneier reads the Voynich Manuscript as a bedtime story.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTNo one ever says, at the end of his life, "I sure wish I hadn't eaten so much cookie dough."octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTPeru is nice but those deep fried guinea pig sandwiches mess with my system.octa9on (33)in #funny • 4 years agoFBTEven if you don't think life extension technologies are a good thing, it's only a matter of time before almost everyone thinks they are.