It's Done: Hit #8

in #funny7 years ago

You know that thing you asked me to take care of?

It's Done Hit 8.jpeg
It's Done

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Warning:

If you have stumbled across this message and are not intended recipient, you may be in danger. Put everything back in the box, just as it was when you found it. Slowly step away. Walk around to the front. Enter the blue building with the yellow door. Welcome to Luigi's. Order a medium sized pan pepperoni and mushroom pizza. The man will start bitching about his wife. Do not interrupt him. He tends to start spitting in food when people aggravate him. Smile and nod until the pizza is ready. This should not take long. Luigi is good at what he does. Pay for the pizza and leave. Cross the street, then head northbound until you see a cool 80's van with painted flames and rust on the side. Knock on the passenger side window and it will open, but just a crack. Yell out, "Supper time," and insert the pizza through the small opening provided. Then slowly walk away and pretend this never happened. Remember. You're being recorded for my Youtube channel and we only have one shot at this. DO NOT screw it up!

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I wanted to meet Mario goddamit haha.
Another great post @nonameslefttouse

They fired that bastard. He came into work one day, started shooting fireballs all over the damn place while screaming about flying turtles. The was last the straw. He was warned about eating mushrooms before his shift twice before.

Damn it Mario. I thought he would be off the shrooms by now.

I don't know how you managed to do an "It's Done" piece that reminds me of Christmas, but I love this particularly piece of art and maybe it has something to do with the pizza.
It's rare that I miss meat, but somehow your mention of pepperoni pizza triggered a very faint nostalgia, lol.

I like this one too. Starting to think I ruined it by using it for It's Done. I'm having a bad day though. Thought joking around would help make it go away. Everything I do feels like a waste of fucking time LOL!

I wish there was something I could say to convince you that nothing you do is a waste of time. Does it help to know that I look forward to seeing your art every day? That I was super sick today, but checking out your page gave me the energy I needed to get on and start browsing?

Did you know I did a This Man post bitching about my day? LOL

Ah, no I didn't, lol. I'll pop back over in a few.

Great read @nonameslefttouse ! thanks for the constant
good content :D

Depending on the toppings on the pizza, your life will be helped in a way or another. Pepperoni and mushroom the classic one for a little love help. Anchovies will give you job opportunities and a four cheese is the oldies classic for health improvement.

I´m always inserting a chocolate sunday through the window tho, which brings the snow.

It just sucks waiting for payment. The intended recipient knows what to do, but in case they're late, I'll need food.

Damn delivery how long can it take??
I'm waiting for my pizza already about 1 hour.
I feel your pain. My sweet pineapple ham cheese pizza :'(

I thought about ordering the regular way, but this seemed like more fun(cheaper too).

Haha, short and precise. Like the pic

Yup. Just a quick little abstract comic about a hitman. Thanks.

welcome buddy.

Please remove the spam from my blog. Your link has nothing to do with this post.

@charles1. I'll be flagging this shortly if it's not removed.

I was never good at taking instructions, so I guess I'm doomed !?

I'm just hungry.

Beautiful. Thumbs up

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