@MrWang Is Drunk As F**k (blame my son, Ethan)

You might be wondering what the heck I'm doing up at 2:50 in the morning writing a drunken and debauchery blog post rambling about some random and insane topic that I'll probably regret in the morning.

In all honesty... don't blame it on me... blame it on @charlieshrem for offering this, "Steempower.org" editor that I feel I have the need to test out this very moment. Or **Blame my son for having such an epic badass birthday party where a bunch of us mexicans got drunk as hell trying to hit a pinata that's a "ghost"... seriously.. a ghost pinata, ooo, the irony... don't believe me, the proof is here

You see it all started out when I was googling myself just to help me fall asleep, when mid way thru googlizing.. I realized, I wanted to post some epic shxx but at the same time.. DO IT CLASSY

My curiousity to use such a smooth, convenient and very "drunk convenient" markdown editor was encouraging enough to surpass the "liquid courage" I originally had intended of, sending a "dick pic" to "Illuminaughti" via snapchat
(note.. I used convenient twice cause I'm drunk as fuq)

So I decided to give this editor a try... well, here's yo mufukn results...

IT WORKS and I Kind Of Like it

After a brutal game of Cards Against Humanity where my homie @sykochica seems to dominate. Something I accepted after a passionate long intense commitment of 2 games in my career in this insane mental game of wits... I came to the conclusion that I must hang up my jersey, let my number be retired over the rafters of the steemit arena and move on to bigger and better things and accept the fact that I peaked maybe a year or two ago. Yes, I put up a good fight but in the words of my most hated yet appreciated sports icon... Kobe Bryant, "I DID NOT RAPE THAT CHIC IN COLORADO.. BUT SHAQ CHEATED ON HIS WIFE..."

...NO

...WAIT...

"Mamba Out" yea that's the one I meant...

In conclusion to this random rambling post about absolutely nothing... I want to leave you with this official @MrWang Seal Of Approval for this editor

IT WORKS

and ask for your comments, feedback and response to the "table" presented below.. courtesy of the editor, provided as an example, which I decided to take advantage of...

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Drunk @MrWang

You be the judge	cool?
This Dude is EPIC	Yes
Dear Trump, Deport this Dude, Please?	No

Now that I'm getting sleepy.. I'm going to end this rambling and ask that you suck my balls and vote for the opposite of who you're intending to vote.. that way, we get some crazy nut job running our American country for the next 4 years which honestly.. is going to happen wether you listen to me or not...

however the fuck.. I'm knocking out as I plan to get my grub on at "Los Cucos" in the morning as they serve a ALL YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST BUFFET with a shit load of good ass mexican food, then bust my ass at the gym.. yea I know, sounds weird but it's complicated...

Thank you for reading this and letting me waste not only your time.. but my time too.. As I could be snoring or googling myself again...

Till Next Time... Adios Amigos