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Small Slug throws Japan's high-speed rail into chaos.
I can just see it now. Super Slug visits Japan throwing high speed rail into chaos.

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Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. No it's Super Slug! Able to delay over 12,000 passengers. Canceling over 26 trains in a single bound. Super slug was found on the tracks, burned to death after touching an electric cable leading to a mass power failure.
A Japanese Railway Spokesperson told reporters, "We will fix this." It looks like Super Slug may be in danger. Will JR get his slug? Tune in next time to BBC to find out if Penguins are really the cause of Global Warming.
Original artical can be found here:
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/06/24/asia/japan-high-speed-train-slug-intl-hnk/index.html

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R.I.P little Slug at least you gave'm hell!
A very tiny martyr. Thanks for reposting.