Do Aliens Exist?

So I was watching UFO videos on YouTube because I was extremely bored and I realized that all the videos looked like they were shot by an old crappy camera from 1976 and the people shooting the video were shaking as if they had Parkinson's disease. After that I began wondering if aliens actually existed, but then I thought about how vast and unknown our universe is. I came up with the conclusion that aliens do exist but probably haven't visited Earth. I mean let's be honest here how could the government hide everything. There has to be at least a speck of evidence that aliens have visited Earth, and I'm pretty sure if they've visited someone would have at least see something. There is a great video explaining this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNhhvQGsMEc

So after wondering all that, I decided to go into my kitchen and grab tinfoil in order to make my hat. Why did I make a tinfoil hat, you might be asking. Well I started thinking even more and I started wondering if aliens are on Earth right now. That maybe, just maybe, that our politicians and celebrities are actually an elite alien reptilian race. I made the tinfoil hat because I assumed that these reptiles would have the ability to read my mind and the tin would act like a protective shield. With this new discovery I started to form my thesis. The reptiles actually make up the Illuminati that is run by Billy Mays. Why Billy Mays, you're asking. Well I'll tell you. Billy Mays allegedly died on June 28, 2009, but...   

28 + 9 = 37

37 - 6 (Month of June) = 31

There are days in the month of July.

July is the 7th month of the year.

A year has 365 days.

There are there letters in the word day.

9 (Year Billy Mays Died) / 3 = 3

9 * 74 = 666

Illuminati Canfirmed

  

Stay Vigilant, 

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