Hot Winter Beers!
I find myself in the deepest dark of a Scottish winter. Looking about me I realise I need something. Something to keep me warm in this icy land...
HEAT... I NEED HEAT!
And what better heat than the spicy devilry found in a chilli beer!! Dat's right sister-brother-men, we be talking chilli beers!!!
What better way to heat up yer tumshi on a cold and frosty morning!
RANDOM NAME THAT TUNE... NOW!
I am excited. For a start, I ain't drinking Imperial stouts this week. That's good news. I was getting tired of the tar shits. Shhh, don't tell.
This week we have two chilli beers. A dark one promising habanero joy, one of my favourite chillis and the other an unspecified chilli but with mango and guava and all that jazz.
As I said before, it's winter. Let's not mess about, it's freezing!!
The Werewolf is the spicy version of the Wolf beer that this Brewery makes. So called after the Wolf of Badennoch which was infamous for asking young women out to dinner and not paying its share.
Intriguing. Brewed with habaneros, even more so. I can't bloody wait. This is an old style beer. Brewed to an ancient recipe. I like old things. Even old women.
Gimme!!
What in the blazes!?!
I am no stranger to pouring a beer but this is frothing up worse than a vagina full of alkaseltzers!?
Let's try that again.
Second time lucky. The old wet the glass trick worked a treat.
Well. It looks the bomb. But is it going to explode with goodness or fizzle into nothing?
By Zeus's left Jeffrey, this stuff is amazing! It's frothy, malty and caramely but more than any of that...
IT'S HOT AS FUCK!!
Seriously spicy. It burns almost straight away and the fruity habanero is powerful strong. Fan-bloody-tastic!! Awesome 8.5/10 booms!!
Top donk. The next one has a tricky act to follow.
Void Vision. What a curious name? I must say, this one has me going for two reasons. One, it's from my favourite brewery and two it's got chillies in it!
And guava. What is a guava, have any of you ever eaten one. Like. For real? Let me know!
Look at that!!! I wish the lighting in the house would do it justice. It literally is like the sun in a glass. Bold hazy yellow orange. I am badly tempted to dip my penis in it. What do you mean, why? Does there always have to be a why?
It looks delightful.
Let's get stuck in.
I'm in love. Not an uncommon happening, true but man alive, this stuff is fantastic!! It is punchy of mango and I think I can get some papaya evening out the tart mango juice. It's sweet but also sour, slightly salty even. Then the chilli is like a cheeky tingle of joy!!
Awesome, 10/10 booms! It's got it all, amazing flavour, tingly heat and general Tiger blood sexiness!! Get in!!!
Cheers everyone, have a good weekend!!
🤣 Probably best you didn't dip anything sensitive into it. I hear chili can be a little rough on the more tender parts.
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Oh it is!! The ammount of times I have been choppinf them and then gone for a wee same yelped like a dog!!
Guava is all over the Hawaiian Islands. Perfectly fresh, it’s wonderful.
At most breakfast places, instead of Orange Juice, they have POG. Passion Fruit - Orange Juice - Guava Juice.
Another 10/10 booms. I am shocked.
Remember the POGs craze in the 90s?
Haha, I forgot about slammers (that's what the cool kids in my town called them). Many hours flipping caps (or trying to). It's just about time for those to become trendy again.
Who needs a fidget spinner when you can have some pogs!
For those that have no idea what this is about ... here's a link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_caps_(game)
... queue the Wiki Bot.
Milk caps (game)
Pogs, generically called milk caps, is a game that was popular among children during the early 1990s.
The brand name "Pog" is owned by the World Pog Federation. The name pog originates from POG, a brand of juice made from passionfruit, orange, and guava; the use of POG bottle caps to play the game preceded the game's commercialization.
... right on queue
I was rather shocked myself! They just small or of nowhere. It always bodes ill for the next few weeks though!
I will have to try a fresh one, one day!
Ironically, these folks are in Glasgow, but I doubt they have the actual fruit. But you should give them a call anyways
https://guavahealth.co.uk/
Glasgow!! That's insane! I'm gonna check them out!
I'm pretty sure I've eaten guava before but it's long enough ago that I can't remember what it tasted like so I was possibly indifferent or disliked it XD
Think dipping your penis in might have made for a more amusing story (and plenty of people asking you why XP)
It was a crazy urge! Given the chilli, I am glad I didn't give in to it. Besides, might have ruined the taste, lol!!!
I just gave you a vote and your post went down 4 cents lol, wait, not a down vote, just the state of the eco system.
Nice to see you still having fun, while I trudge along with the serious stuff, to each their own. :-) I am happy that way.
Lol, cheers!
That will be the decreasing price of steem I assume. It shows in funny ways!
For me it's always been about the fun, different strokes!! :0)
Fun, pft, who needs that lol, keep smiling scottie, only live once. :-)
And you gotta live it whilst you have it! :0D
Amen to that. :-)
You made me a changed man lol, I am not doing anymore political or heavy stuff from now on, just going to have a bit more fun, cheers bud.
Really!! Awesome, it's much better, trust me!! :0D
ONE TWO THREE andtothe FOU' Snoop doggie dog and doctor dray is at the doo', love me some eminem ;-)
This is what I'm drinking tonight
I love a bit of the Slim Shady too!
Cor lok at that, is it tasty? It's christmassy!!
It is quite tasty! Brewed with orange peels, ginger root, cardamom, cinnamon, figs and cloves, and best of all, it's 8%, catching a buzz, my FIRST Saturday buzz in months!
8% That's what I'm talking about! Sounds very tasty indeed!
You can't beat a Saturday buzz, you will be loving that!
Oh me boom, you have no idea! I've barely opened my laptop these past few months, everything is the smart phone or a notebook. And I still do not like using the phone for things like steemit, I type 65 wpm...I text 6.5 words per minute, haha!
I know what you mean, I can type awesome quick on a laptop but have to use my phone for much of my steeming and it is annoying how long it then takes!
Auto correct, NO, auto correct, shitttt! Yup, 6.5 wpm lol!
Hahahahahhaahhahahahaha!!! :OD
I used to get a big giggle from your 'typos', now I'm like "not fucking funny at all, not at all" (maybe a little funny) Plus, I thought my fingers were reasonably small- now I question if they're sausages, because I think I'm hitting an I, and nope, an O, u? Nope, I. Maybe I should spell things accordingly and it will become much faster!
Its the bloody screens!! They detect hits on other keys when you are quite deliberately hitting something else!
Sometimes I used to get a right good old giggle from my ttpos and others I would be like, what? Am I illiterate!
The tune is Lose Yourself I think?!
Time for the beer reviews while I sup mine, cheers!
10 STEEM! FOR THE WINNER!
Lol, it was indeed. The beers are flipping magic tonight! Cheers dude!
Rave reviews for tonight's beers, they sound awesome and I want to try both right away!
I don't know if I've had a Guava on it's own, but it's probably been snuck into a dodgy cocktail at some point. I need a chilly beer and the sunshine ale sounds and looks like just the sort I love.
Cheers for the prize Boomy!
You are welcome!
Aye, even the missus loved the sunshine mango one. She is asking me to buy more!
Guava, pfft. A nonsense! :OD
The seal of approval, no doubt it is a winner!
I hope they took the seeds out, and I'm glad the beer didn't end up pink, that would be a nonsense!
Is that it? Good lord.it looks like a pomegranate? I think. I aint a specialist in the old fruit dept. It looks seedy! Pink beer would be awful
According to google it is, and yeah, must be related to the Pomegranate.
Are you a salad dodger? :O
I am almost a salad dodger. I love veg, and many leaves but I can't abide fruit. It's the texture. So I make up for it by consuming vast amounts of other green shit, lol!
Guavas are lovely fruit - tastes nothing like a pomegranate. You eat it with the pips - it is really nice.
I will have to try and get a hold of one, the nearest we have here is a turnip. Lol!
It is Lose Yourself..., though I didn't guess it..
You didn't, you knew!!! If you have been a mere moment earlier!
I knew the tune but couldn't place it.., Asher's comment confirmed it..!
Hehe, I was fannying about playing something else and realised I had accidentally struck on it!
I had to confirm with a google search but my instincts were correct - something still works, sweet!
Thank god someone else did the search!
Guava not Vulva!
YOu would hope there wouldn't be seeds in that :D
@meesterboom, Looks like you've got your perfect beer for Icy Weather. Stay warm and stay healthy.
Have a great time ahead and stay blessed.
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Hey hey! It was indeed the perfect beer for the cold!
Cheers dude!
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Hello dear friend @ meesterboom
Time you did not make an almost perfect tasting. great.
Enjoy your beers
I wish you a wonderful weekend
Hola amigo!!
A wonderful weekend to you too, I have had quite a good start! :OD
You lucky bastard. Two winners this time? Maybe I should seek out beer with hot peppers instead of pumpkins.
Those expressions you pull tell stories other than.. awesome, fantastic, fruity etc... hehe..,more like pain at times.... my Mrs likes Guava.. but she's not English :)
I don't even think I have any idea of what a guava looks like. I am almost tempted to google it but of course that means my adverts would be festooned with pics of guavas for weeks to come, lol.
I do like a good facial expression :OD