juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years agoc'mon boyAn old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later…juvald (27)in #life • 8 years agoA MOMENT OF TAUGHTPeople in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.juvald (27)in #animals • 8 years agoStudy has shownAn extensive government study has revealed that the leading cause of cancer in laboratory rats is scientists.juvald (27)in #computerizing • 8 years agoAVL treeWhoever invented the AVL tree, should be hanged from one. I'll even paint it in red and black for him. #Trying…juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years agoA wiseman once said:"Who ever cursed a one's mother he is motherfucker" המוציא דבר קללה מפיו אינעל אבי אבי אביו.juvald (27)in #life • 8 years agosecrets-"three can keep a secret if two are dead" Benjamin Franklin.juvald (27)in #pets • 8 years agoBlindTwo guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub. The first guy says, “Let’s go in there for…juvald (27)in #life • 8 years agoForgetful DogA dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case.…juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years agoEndless loopThe following story is told by computer science professors at universities around the world, when they want to explain…juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years agohow many sticks ?!write your opinion in the comments !juvald (27)in #pandas • 8 years agoChallenge Acceptedjuvald (27)in #funny • 8 years agoTVIn america you watch TV. In soviet Russia TV watches youjuvald (27)in #funny • 8 years agoElectionsA British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and…juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years agoIn soviet RussiaIn America, You can Always find a party. In soviet Russia the party can always find you...juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years ago911Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy…juvald (27)in #funny • 8 years agoRestaurantWaiter: What would you like to order, sir ? I: What do you have ? Waiter: We have a soup, it's our today's special.…juvald (27)in #fun • 8 years agoKarma is the name of the gamecredit card won’t work at the supermarket I: try again, it can’t be real! cashier: trying. won’t work The…