Dumbo meets Finding Dory
Got a little gory
But gotta stay kid friendly
For the fearsome and G-rated affiliated

So the story goes that the elephant
Grabbed some hose
Which didn't belong to him
And sprayed water over some fish
Some nut come up and said
Cheese on toast

They looked at this man in awe
Who are you? Said Dory
Watagwaan? Said the elephant
What the hell? Said the nut
Why are you speaking Patois?
Mi no speak pon def ears, nutman!
As he proceeded to hose the fish down
He thought little of this bewildered clown
But Dory had had enough

NO MORE ELEPHANT BOY!
I am an ocean wonder, not a mammals toy
So as soon as I am done with this rant
You lay that hose to rest
Just do what is best
And just before it escalated
The elephant proclaimed elated
Alright, I guess I can't do what I can't
And as he sat down with a bang
That was the end of nutman.

Fade in - (Requiem in D minor-Mozart)

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