What was the butcher doing when he got caught? Beating his meat.
Urine is the opposite of you're out.
What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
What is Bill Cosby's favorite ice cream flavor? Rape.
why can't you fool aborted fetuses? because they weren't born yesterday.

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