Make day funny (4975m)

in #joke8 years ago

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My costume budget is pretty slim, so I'm going as 'disinterested millennial' for Halloween this year.

DON'T shoot for the moon if you miss, you will land among the stars alone and asphyxiating

what idiot called it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Today I tried to pick up a girl by telling her I was invisible. She saw right through me.

Actually, there are but two types of people Those who can extrapolate from limited data ...

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