johnthefelon (55)in #blog • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Your First Bookstore Reading - Comedy Open Mic Round 29Your First Bookstore Reading It took you four years to cobble together enough half-hour time intervals to complete a…johnthefelon (55)in #writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.American Zeroes - Chapter 7Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy…johnthefelon (55)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ANXIETY (original song) - Comedy Open Mic Round 28This is an original song called Anxiety which is part of a musical I'm writing called Massterpiece (the extra "s" is…johnthefelon (55)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.THE GORILLA SERIES - Comedy Open Mic Round 28THE GORILLA SERIES PART 1: LATE FOR WORK Characters JACK GORILLA 1 GORILLA 2 COWORKER 1 (CW1) COWORKER 2…johnthefelon (55)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agoPudding, Anyone? - ComedyOpenMic Round 26This is a true story. Where I used to live, there were two sets of neighbors who jointly threw a big Labor Day party…johnthefelon (55)in #blog • 6 years agoFunny Story About PantiesAbout a month ago, my girlfriend pulled panties out of my drawer, held them up, and asked, "Whose are these?" There…johnthefelon (55)in #blog • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.He's Dead, Jimjohnthefelon (55)in #poetry • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.IrreversibleIrreversible I've lived in fear Of the irreversible The actions that can't be undone The mixing of things Like…johnthefelon (55)in #blog • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lazy Man Special - SalmonI really didn't want to cook tonight, but I wanted to eat salmon. So, I did what I usually do and went to the grocery…johnthefelon (55)in #writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.American Zeroes - Chapter 6 Part 2Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy…johnthefelon (55)in #blog • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Is That All There Is?Hello Steemians (and my loyal followers especially), I have concluded a wonderful, week-long stay-cation, and it…johnthefelon (55)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.HOLD THE FAVA BEANS - ComedyOpenMic Round 26This is a comedy sketch that was never performed because my comedy troupe refused. I wrote it during the…johnthefelon (55)in #funny • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Farewell My Concubine Who Never Even Gave Me a Handy, by Fergus BalfourThis is Fergus Balfour, and I'm feeling nostalgic. I get this way sometimes when I drink too much and pass out…johnthefelon (55)in #writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Prologue: Traffic Girl Wars: TWB First Chapter Challenge EntryHello, everyone, and thank you for holding this competition. My entry is the prologue of a novel I am writing called…johnthefelon (55)in #openmic • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Steemit Open Mic Week 97 - (original song) - Things As They Ought To BeI hope you enjoy this original song. Maybe you can relate to it. Lyrics Don't live your life for me Don't live…johnthefelon (55)in #writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.American Zeroes - Chapter 6 Part 1- ComedyOpenMic Round 25Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the…johnthefelon (55)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.@HODGETWINS BITCOIN VIDEO INTROS - ComedyOpenMic Round 25I can't stop watching @hodgetwins videos. Here is a compilation of my favorite bitcoin video intros. I nominate…johnthefelon (55)in #music • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Hotel California Solo on 12-stringHad to post this because it pretty much rocks. He plays the solo from Hotel California on a 12-string that he turned into a 7-string.johnthefelon (55)in #punchline • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.BULL MKTSo I'm out in my car today and the vehicle in front of me has a personalized license plate that reads, "BULL MKT"…johnthefelon (55)in #steemit • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.There once was a man named Kareem...There once was a man named Kareem Who bought a boatload of Steem Before the currency mooned He sold it too soon…
