Comedy Open Mic Challenge Round #22: REDNECK Entry
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOUR FIX FOR LOOSE ELECTRICAL OUTLETS
IS THIS.....
YOU MAY ALSO BE A REDNECK IF YOU TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR SISTER GETTING BLOWJOBS...
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EXACTLY....😁
I was expecting duck tape as well... you fooled me good job.
That is a unique way of drying ones hair .....
I don't think I'll win anything for the entry....but it's the best I could come up with. I did however come up with what I consider to be a very funny "Steemit knock knock joke" that maybe I can use next to. I only thought of it after posting this. No one's found my upvote spot yet, huh?
You never know ... I liked the entry but humor is subjective. You can have more then one entry. I entered two topics so you could create another entry if you wanted to with your knock knock joke. If not there is always next week. I have mine ready for next week as well. I created a funny Facebook vs Steemit meme I intend on entering.
No-one has found it yet and they might not. Not every prize gets found each game. Do I keep putting it up every week until found ? I plan on adding a 100 dogecoin spot next week and another " fools gold ".
If no one finds it, increase it to 10 days of upvotes!
Will do .... .. .. There's only one more day left so I doubt it gets found but you never know. .. . .
Your Prize was found today by @the-witty-waiter
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Thanks for offering a prize for last weeks game. The new Battle-Steem Game will be released shortly.
Can I add a spot again?
You certainly can .... Just let me know what you had in mind and I will include it.
Check your latest post. ...
This is my latest post. I'm confused. 🤣
Woo hoo! I lucked out at the last moment
Yup ... a new game is will be posted shortly ... get your guns ready :)
Well, I'm speechless. Good job, sir.
On the beer idea can and blow job, or on my entry in the contest? 😁 I say thank you so much, either way.
Haha, mostly just the blow job. I was scrolling slow and got scared.
valid get'r done loose cable fixing... sisters getting blowjobs... sounds a great redneck rock band name
That actually IS the name of my redneck rock band!
I was expecting something along the lines of duct tape. Beer can is brilliant! But, yes, a bit on the redneck side. sigh.
That would have been closer to my thinking too. However, my dad is the brilliant man who came up with this invention. And yes... completely on the redneck side.
Looks like I'm going to have to take away the 'brilliant' part after seeing @sparkesy43's comment. =-o
But except for the aluminum part (maybe it could be wrapped in duct tape?) I'm still very impressed.
Insulating it with tape would work, as would using an offcut of lumber.
A piece of wood - much better idea!
Except of course aluminium is a great conductor of electricity
we use to make forks out of aluminum gum wrappers and stick them in outlets. they do not shock you but they make a hell of a bang and trip breakers sometimes lol
Nice. Reckon it's scare the crap out of a few people as well.
It was my dad's great idea. As soon as I saw it I thought of this competition. Did you see my nominees? Think they'll do a little comedy for us?
Yeah, I think there's probably more chance of @evans-adventures doing a shampoo commercial next week.
LOL -Oops!
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Lol.. Blowjob? She will hate you for life.
I actually got her permission to post it...and she thought it was funny too. ☺️
I wasn't aware that there was any other way of fixing loose outlets other than using beer cans. In my experience though, I find a Coors can works the best.
Also, I can't recommend wiring up an electric outlet after drinking a can or 12 of beer.
Round 23 is underway .. .. get that knock knock joke ready :)
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@rentmoney/facebook-vs-steemit-comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-23
Change up from a knock knock to a one liner. I'll put it out tomorrow. Thanks for letting me know.