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Dude, you better start working on your alibi. I always think of the worst possible scenario with these situations. Maybe too much dateline 🤷🏼‍♀️ You can call us as character witnesses should you need it. :)

I know right... I was totally fine until my work buddy starting throwing all these crazy scenarios. Her dead body in a ditch and what not. Then guess what... there was a little ditch just on the other side of the fence 😳😳😳😳
This could definitely end up being a dateline special. DAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for having my back 😉

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We got your back homes :)

Hey, @jslsplatts.

It is pretty sad that when you're being a solid citizen that you're automatically concerned that the police might think you're responsible. Which, I would think, would make you the dumbest criminal ever, because you not only bring back the purse, but the ID too, so they can match it with the missing woman.

Stranger things, I guess. :)

Never a dull moment for a lineman, though. The stories you can tell. :)

HAHAHA exactly. I walked in there feeling guilty for some reason... maybe it’s my last or something. Here I am walking in awkwardly carrying a women’s purse. The lady said, “Um that’s not what I like seeing” that made me feel even more guilty. Hahaha

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She thought you should carry the purse better, or something? If you're going to carry one, own it? Do it like you mean it? Okay, so she must have been referring to the fact that she doesn't like seeing a woman separated from her purse, but all you were doing was hoping to reunite the two. :)

My autofire didn’t vote this? 🤔 I’m a chick flick fan so I wouldn’t worry about it.

DAHAHAHAHA it would be a high suspense thriller with me running from the cops and ending up in CR with a guy I have never met. HAHAHA

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