INTIMATE OOPSIES

in #life7 years ago (edited)

For couples who have kids, sneaking in a “quickie” can often be damn near impossible, so as all of you who have little ones will know, you grab the opportunities with both hands hahaha!

It is inevitable that 99% of us will get “busted” by our kids at least once - and we had our turn a few years ago! Having to “think on your feet” would be the understatement of the year, and I didn’t do a good job at all! Haha!

In fact, my excuse for what my 4 year old had semi-witnessed a few years ago in the light of dawn, whilst rubbing the sleep from his eyes, was so utterly pathetic, I cannot help but laugh at it!

“Mommy, why was D pushing on you?”

“He had a sore leg my baby and I was trying to make the pain go away”.

“But then why were you going ooh aah mommy?”

“Because my muscles aren’t big like yours my baby and I wasn’t strong enough to rub the knot out of D’s leg…. Here look baby… your cartoons are on”

“Mommy, please can I have my cereal now”

Not a particularly good save – but I think I might just have scraped through with an “E” haha! – Although I have some serious fears that the incident will soon be publicly announced to his teachers or friends from school at some point in the near future. Lol!

continue reading here: https://steemit.com/life/@jaynie/intimate-oopsies

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Oh wow, this is hilarious!

it is now... it wasn't so much back then... hahahaha!!!! (emotionally scarring my child and all...hehehehe)

Thank you for the positive feedback xxx

Not what i expected to stumble upon today but got me smiling.

hahaha!!!! objective achieved!! ;)

Cool...but, you're reposting your stuff. What's the reasoning?

Hi John,

I posted this stuff when i first joined Steemit, so in essence it was wasted. I had no followers and zero engagement - basically I was learning about how the platform worked. If I had a better understanding then, (as I do now...) I would have waited to post my writing which I hold high value to.

That is why I am linking them directly to the original posts.... I am not trying to "replicate them" dishonestly... would just like people to read them, because they didn't at that time.

Not sure if you catch my drift?

It makes sense. I had no intention of criticising and I aknowledge your well deserved "growth". You have my respect.

No worries :) and thank you - I appreciate that - really!

Despite my familiarity with most other social media platforms, it took me a little time to get to grips with how this community and the timeline operates :) - but... getting there, little by little... :)

hahahaha this is funny

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