How to Lose a Finger in Vietnam and Impress Friends
How to Lose a Finger in Vietnam and Impress Friends
Welcome friends to my first installment of How to Lose a Finger in Vietnam and Impress Friends.
I am sure you have come here for one of a few reasons.
- You wish to lose a finger
- You like Vietnam
- You wish to impress friends
- My clickbait(y)title won you over.
Whatever the reason for you joining us today, lets dive in.
What you will need for today for the lesson before starting.
- You must be in Vietnam.
- Find a small shop that looks like it has dangerous tools the locals use in it.
- Buy some of the dangerous tools and then read on.
- Ensure you have at least some fingers to lose.
Go on... I will waite for you...
Back? Good Let's move on to step 2.
- These are the dangerous tools I got. The hard mettle look and rusty feeling, I think will do great for my needs.
- I also got a much of this rubber stuff as I think I wanted more Grip on the handles of these things.
- My friend helped me shave some of the rubber down a bit to make it fit better.
- Find a bit of stone and go to town and sharpen the blades, but in a way to make them duller. We want dull blades here folks, but not too dull. It's a fine balance.
- Or after an hour or so, get an angle grinder from a home next door and do the.
- Between the grinding, wrap the handles of your dangerous-looking tools in rubber. (*Sorry, I bout 3 dangerous-looking tools... not 2)
- When they are wrapped and dulled you are ready for Step 3. This is the fun step!
Juggle them little buggers till you scare the quite Vietnam community into thinking you are a loon.
No fingers need to be lost... that was another lie... :(
Lol
That's all for today, Enjoy!
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