Where The Hell Is The Sugar?
As you will see below, no added sugar is the straw that breaks the camel's back. Well in this case, it's actually the tiger's back.
Time to let it rip!
Where the hell is the sugar?
What do you do when you go out to a restaurant and you ask for iced tea, and they bring you something that resembles iced tea, but lacks any kind of taste? Try not to get the wait staff too riled up, that could lead to a disaster fasho.
Do your best to maintain your calm, add a bit of smart ass, and ask for a replacement with some actual content and flavor. That's what you do. And...
Where the hell is the sugar?
No added sugar iced tea sucks big time, and I kinda feel like the guy showing his teeth in the pic above, when the wait staff brings me an abomination that somewhat resembles iced tea. Nothing worse than having to add packets of sugar to a very cold tea. OMG... uuugghhhh what a waste. :-(
In fact it is down right criminal to serve someone a tea, that is... (insert mister yuck sticker here)... yeah it's like that. Call me old fashioned, but I like my iced tea with some damned flavor... ohh and SUGAR!!
I really like southern style iced tea, with a butt load of sugar to give it some bang. And if you really wanna go the extra mile, how about giving us some old fashioned sun brewed iced tea, where it's just sitting out there doing it's thing all day and then give it some love, and then add some... wait for it... SUGAR!!
YOLO!
If you just happen to work in a restaurant waiting tables, be sure to ask the customer if they want a generic flavorless drink or some real iced tea. Might get you a big tip in the end... you never know!
Skip the no added sugar fake drinks, and get you a real iced tea! Especially if you are Addicted to Diet Coke... just sayin! You know who you are :-D
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well and I love this story and HATE cold tea of any kind LOLLL
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I hear you! I do not like any iced tea unless I've made it myself. It sounds like I might use less sugar than you do though. I'm more of a honey kind of gal. When you mentioned trying to add sugar to cold tea I thought "It's easier than honey".
Ahaha :D I couldn't imagine trying to add honey to cold tea! Yes, I prefer my own tea as well. That way expectations are met, and the universe is in balance(somewhat). :-) Have a great evening.
Haha, love it! The only thing worse than flavourless iced tea from a restaurant is powdered iced tea. Blah!
Oh my goodness... I hear you, that powered stuff is for the birds! My former wife tried that on me once, and I was like, are you serious right now? :D I was like let me school you right quick. Have a great evening!
LOLZ :D Awesome, and on time my friend!! Thanks. :-)
He he, I got you ;)
Sugar in your tea? You're above the mason/dixon line now buddy. We don't need sugar in our tea!
This is funny because I used to have the opposite problem when I'd go south and order a tea. I'd forget that they would serve me a sweet tea I couldn't stand to drink. No sugar needed, just some lemon and I'm good. Probably because I'm sweet enough already.
Ahahahaha! :D No halloween candy for you then!
I am a transplant, and as such I need sugar in muh tea! Other customs I can deal with, but draw the line here. Yeah I usually didn't have an issue living in the south, sweet tea is usually sweet tea there lmao. Have a great day my friend.
hahaha - I know who is addicted to Diet Coke as well 😂 😂
LOLZ :D Yes it appears that they have taken the 5th on that issue. Have a great day!
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