Grand Piano -5minutefreewrite
What an absolutely wonderful piano! Phenomenal! Grand, even!
Also tasty! Tastes like a grand piano, too! And peanuts!
I hope you never get tired of hearing me rave about this piano, because it is simple delectable, and beyond compare!
Have you ever tried to eat alicia keys? She doesn't want to be eaten. By the ivory keys on the grand piano don't protest. Well, I imagine the rhino or elephant from whom the ivory was ripped after they were brutally murdered so that you could... oh, it's not actual ivory? That's good.
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This is the first time I've ever said this: Clopblopflopdop shingrang toostaloostabin.
Call time warner and ask them for another piano. The one they sent makes nonsense noises instead of piano noises. The only way to get it to make piano noises is by accident when a piano noise is a nonsense noise. I'm glad it has all these options, but when they're so unpredictable, it's really not very possible to make the art I want to make. John Cage would a have a field day with this particular piano, but I am not John Cage. I am Leonard Bernstein.
Oh, sad. Growing up there was a mall in our area, and there was a choir of teddy bears run by Leonard Bearnstein.