if-you-want-it (40)in #dog • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.Her Ugly DogHer Ugly Dog desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly bizarre…if-you-want-it (40)in #eagle • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Troubled EagleA Troubled Eagle wanted a can of coke that they liked to embrace. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my…if-you-want-it (40)in #alien • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Lonely AlienHer Lonely Alien desperately needed a stretchman to put on his head. One might consider this to be a surprising…if-you-want-it (40)in #martian • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Talented MartianA Talented Martian carried a big sponge that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird…if-you-want-it (40)in #cunt • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Chinese CuntHis Chinese Cunt often carried a computer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual…if-you-want-it (40)in #chimp • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Grumpy ChimpHis Grumpy Chimp needed a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly…if-you-want-it (40)in #fish • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fat FishThe Fat Fish wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is an…if-you-want-it (40)in #scammer • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Yellow ScammerA Yellow Scammer craved for a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly funny…if-you-want-it (40)in #jerk • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Adorable JerkHis Adorable Jerk often carried a cucumber that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a curious idea, to you…if-you-want-it (40)in #dog • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Gentle DogTheir Gentle Dog craved for a mug that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a funny operation, to everybody…if-you-want-it (40)in #scammer • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Naughty ScammerNaughty Scammer carried a tomato that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful…if-you-want-it (40)in #poodle • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Lonely PoodleA Lonely Poodle craved for a custard pie that they would throw. It was an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but…if-you-want-it (40)in #prince • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Scary PrinceTheir Scary Prince desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might…if-you-want-it (40)in #troll • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Hungry TrollMy Hungry Troll owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear…if-you-want-it (40)in #troll • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Crypting TrollTheir Crypting Troll carried a sword that they liked to play with. It was considered to be an original action, to me…if-you-want-it (40)in #bird • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Unusual BirdA Unusual Bird always had with them a bat that they would sometimes hug. It would be a strange thing to do, to my…if-you-want-it (40)in #queen • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Talented QueenTheir Talented Queen owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a…if-you-want-it (40)in #santa • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Boring SantaThe Boring Santa desperately desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly…if-you-want-it (40)in #antelope • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Tired AntelopeThe Tired Antelope desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This…if-you-want-it (40)in #newt • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Energetic NewtMy Energetic Newt desperately searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this…