Introduction Post - I'm 28 years old and I live in a basement.

Charming, I know.

I'm currently sitting in my underwear eating a bowl of soup because I have a cold. So why not start a blog. Or whatever.

Things about me: I'm 28 I live in my Grandmothers basement. I started taking care of her around 5 years ago when my grandfather passed away. Before that I had several odd jobs like bar tending, cutting cigars, stocking, average shit. Now mostly I play online poker and sit at Starbucks drinking over priced coffee.

When I'm not dishing out $4 for hot water I'm playing in local Texas Hold'em tournaments (It's been about 3 weeks) with a bunch of 55-65 year old men. Right, forgot to mention, most of the people where I live are closer to my Grandmothers age than mine. I have 3 friends! 2 of them work at Starbucks and technically they're paid to talk to me.

D list internet celebrity anyone?

Over the last few years I have been featured on the Reddit, Imgur, and youtube multiple times because of my weight loss!

I used to weigh over 200 pounds and then I was diagnosed with diabetes and had to make some serious life changes.

Tip: Insulin's a bitch, don't drink 10 sodas a day. You'll get filled with diabetes.

I was recently featured on the Daily Mail for my Birthday photo that went viral!

I am filled with excitement.

I joined Steemit to play in some online poker games, possibly rant about my life. Other random things.
Lastly, I like wigs makeup, Lana Del Rey, and painting my nails. Average girl shit.
I have an Instagram with 10,000 followers, but really, who gives a shit.