Call me Whale Dick. Level 55 Achieved!
Credit: whales.org.au
Ok to be fair I don't even know if whales have dicks but if they did I imagine they're huge?! Or maybe they just have a little hole they fire their sea semen on the spawn. Idk?..I'm drunk.
This is starting well.
So I noticed I'm level 55 now. Not sure when that happened but I'm there now, it actually looks like 5555 cause I'm seeing double, sometime today this happened and that's pretty cool!
I joined this shit in June after being harrassed by a couple YouTubers to take the plunge. I hate new things and Steemit kinda sounded like a dirty sex move so I was hesitant. Now that I'm here I can't believe I took so long. It's awesome here!
I'm a pretty big deal over on YouTube (not really) but since I joined the Steemship I've barely been back there. I used to make videos every week and now it's been a couple since I even turned on my PC.
You can make videos or blog about whale dicks and you don't have those YouTube fuckers slapping you with demonitization which is refreshing. If i say cock in a video on YouTube I get flagged. Fuck google. Buncha info stealing and selling motherlovers, bending over so corporations can slide their shit sticks up their heinies. Did I spell hieny right? Idk I don't even use that word? Fuck
So yeah long story short I'm level 55, noone cares so why am I even blogging about it you ask? Seemed like a good idea 3 minutes ago..
I want to thank my almost 450 followers. Not mad only 10% of you actually show up to view my posts, I mean look at this shit..u ain't missing much lol
Big thanks to my boys at #steemsilvergold. Them motherfuckers stacking them precious metals and were all getting richer sharing our passion for shiny objects
Much love to #thealliance because they're a supportive group of people and they got a killer whale dude that nom noms my posts. I find that shit hilarious!
I gotta thank the fledgling #teamcanada because thems my brothers and sisters right there. Stay friendly, tough and awesome you bunch of beaver loving bastards!
Is this too much cursing? Fuck it i wanna thank a couple more people. This turned into a grammy acceptance speech all of a sudden..
I want to thank god, for letting good people suffer and letting little kids die, my family for annoying the shit out of me and my cat Ginger for just eating, sleeping and pooping all day. I couldn't do this without you throwing up on the floor at night and me stepping in it in the morning. I mean that!
I gotta thank #teamaustralia for letting my crazy Canuck ass bomb your Discord chat and @choogirl for trying to explain cryptocurrency and fashion to a brother. @bearone for making us our #teamcanada graphics the hottest on the entire internet and a few more ppl I'm forgetting right now? I love you
I wanna say thanks to @ionlysaymeep just because you still haven't given up on that. Most ppl would get tired of it but not you dog, you're still here everyday meeping on bitches and I respect that. Meep on brother!
Basically I want to thank everyone on this entire platform because this is the coolest social media site ever and you made me what I am today. A level 55 hot mess.
I'm gonna regret this one in the morning like waking up next to a fat chick. Anyways guys much love and respect from the man with golden arms. #1 drunk blogger
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O, and btw, Whales do have dicks...and they are fucking huge!
You're dam right they are 😁 I figured my pirate friend would know lol
Congrats goldenarms!
Yeah soak that bitch! No that's not what I meant..um..let's celebrate 😁 thx @grizzman
Sausage Wallet.
I'm the only one that can get 43 upvotes in 25 mins and only make 0.51 cents. Setting records! Boom!!! 😎
Lol. You make me laugh GA. Nice speech, and thanks for the shout out!
I'm really the best kinda person aren't I? 😛
You are. Don't listen to what everyone else says about you. 😁
Lol no that's fair. Have a great Sunday @choogirl! 👊😎
It's Saturday. Panama. Two hours behind you.
Lol I'm so smart. See I'm not working now and I don't even know what friggin day it is? Have a good day ok, regardless of whatever day it is..hey have u blogged about the canal there yet? Love to see that..
Okay, so you continue to "kill me" @goldenarms... I don't usually pay much attention to my "home page" feed - but when I read your initial blurb relative to this post - I simply doubled over in laughter... Now, that's a gift my friend, ... from me to you - but the gift is solely resident in your "passion" to reach out and to touch people... You certainly have touched me - and for that, I am forever grateful - and laughing my ass off on top of that! Thank You!
Okay, so dude - I just read the entire post - and my stomach is hurting so bad from the pain of laughter - that I can't even begin to tell you... All I can say is that - I love you man - and never stop saying what you're feeling - because we're all feeling it too! - And to have someone come out and say it so humorously as you do - well, that's priceless! Peace Out Brotha... My love and support shall remain steadfast to the "mission." Stack 'em and Rack 'em... from here to eternity! :-)
You really shouldn't encourage me, nothing good gonna come of this haha @passion-ground you're the coolest guy on the entire internet to me right now. I'm gonna go sleep this off and maybe we'll re-evaluated my goals here on Steemit in the morning. If this doesn't get flagged I'll be happy! Lol Whaledick out! 🐋
I actually got a painful cramp reading the "retarded fight analysis" post!
Good stuff!
Dude were brothers, i appreciate you for having a sense of humor and you leave nice words in my comments. Don't change bud 👊😎
If only I could always wake up to a post like this! Haha congratulations on your continued success
Well urine luck..no you're in luck..I'm got another quality post up now for your viewing enjoyment!
lol, Canadians, so wonderfully VULGAR! :D
Here's a couple new ones for you GA ;)
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Super cool! Thx for stopping by. Sorry this happened lol
Sorry about WHAT?
It's All Good! :D
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