How Yoga Ruined My Life...or...
I would like to share something deeply personal. Hope yoga has...ruined my life...well I mean...atlwast changed somsthing good I had been doing for a long time.
I am The Yeti. I am a large man. I am 6'5 270 lbs and have been wearing a pants size 38 since I was in 7th grade. That is a long time, nearly 25 years....not anymore...thanks yoga!
I recently bought new pants for work here on the farm and had to go up to a size 40. That is the first time I have needed larger pants and it is because of yoga.
My wonderful wife Stacie D tells me it is because I now have a butt. Shoot, I thought I did.
I hope you all enjoy a little satire.
Be well
~The Yeti
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I am terribly sorry for your problems.
Recently, i was purchased some pants from Costing Co
and, although they were the correct waist size, i couldn't pull them up over my legs.
Now, i do not consider my legs large, but i do hike and bike.
Who are these people that have such tiny legs (and no butt :-p )
Hahaha I am glad you enjoyed a bit of humor this evening!
Hello my friend! :D
I feel for you, there's nothing worse then a man with no butt, LOL. :D How dare yoga ruin your life like that, LOL. :D
I better never do yoga, I've already got a butt and don't need a bigger one at all, although it might help me keep my pants up without a belt, hmm...things to ponder. :D
Thanks for the chuckles. :D
God bless you and your wonderful family. :D Have an awesome day my fabulous friend! :D
hahaha omg
Thank you very much, I'm glad I gave you a chuckle. :D
God bless you. :D Have an awesome day! :D
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Ohhh thats really bad for ya man... Now you have a butt?! uhhh
Good story man :) I also wear the same size for around 20 years I guess.. So I'll better not start to do yoga and keep meditating lol
THanks for that lesson Dr. Yeti!
Peace!
P.S. I would enjoy watching a yoga lesson given by you man! + I promise to join and make the poses as well :P
Haha that would be funny. Im not sure I am ready to make a yoga video yet
It would be exciting, teaching and entertaining all at once :) looking forward to see your video! Just some basics, your current status and to motivate others to start doing yoga as well. You would change my life I think ;)
Peace!
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LOL...
Yoga is awesome. I don't get much time these days but know that it can help anyone to feel good about themselves.
For sure. I love it!
LoL, You think Yoga gives you a butt? You should try powerlifting. I couldn't even find pants.
One good thing about the twins and not having time to lift anymore is that I can actually find pants that fit now....
No glutes no glory.
Haha no glutes no glory haha. I started in high school power lifting. It was weird..my legs didnt get huge. I got up to a good sized deadlift but couldnt get bigger legs. Just long...resembling a chicken perhaps haha
did you REALLY clickbait me? man.. . .. lol.
Haha maybe a little...but the thumbnail had a fine print disclosure hahaaha
yeah because everyone reads fine print. LOL ;)