_{Eloise's super power really only works on guys and Shelly is probably too tired to even reach into her "coiffure" for that hairpin, and let's be honest, fencing is an honourable competition, poison would be cheating anyways! This doesn't get us anyweher, so they'll have to use their backup arsenal of secondary weapons:}

Finding the hair pin in her coiffure while being so tired might be dangerous, so Shelly decides to just use her exclusive Hair-Clip of Forgotten Lies first. Sending memories of long ignored shortcomings to Eloise.

But Eloise wont let the sudden revelation of a flat earth confuse her self-esteem. She evades reality as Soft as Lightning Bolt and charges forward with her timeless Spiral Stitched Bullet Bra.

Shelly, though, uses her Power of Intuition to gracefully sidestep those pointy breasts in The Dance of Death while gently flapping her Transmuting Handkerchief.

Eloise stumbles forward past Shelly, but as she She Sweeps the Skies she spreads her Wings that Sparkle Diamonds, catches herself and reveals the mysterious Bamboo Spikes.

Shelly sees the mysterious spikes, with magic in her hand she decides to transmute the handkerchief into her awesome Seven-Branched Sword, which is actually a really, really Sharp Sword and very very Black Magic.

Eloise has never seen such a mighty weapon, but she has the Strength and Never gives up. Luckily she's an expert in Martial Arts and she can Call Life-Hating Creatures from a Dark Dimension to Kill For Her. So what's a sword going to do to her? Not very much!

And as Shelly sees the determination in Eloise's eyes, she, too, realises a sword isn't going to end this fencing match in her favor. She throws the Sword over into her Samurai Holder and mounts her very special Flying Broom. (She needs a special broom because of her self-developed Idiopathic Scoliosis, mounting a regular broom is just not up for debate!)

As Shelly struggles to get on her broom, Eloise cannot help but marvel at her Crushing Bosom. All this while she thought it was only herself who had a mesmerizing beauty, not only luring the guys but also very Able to Attract Women.

While Eloise kept staring, Shelly decided it would be better to check her Glass Ball for recipes of Disaster one last time before taking off. And there she saw it: Eloise had The Secret Recipe Of ...

That recipe had been handed down to her by The Best Mom in the World. Shelly would not miss the opportunity to get a copy of it. She's able to Write Books In Spiky Heavy Metal Logo Style and so she started taking notes immediately.

She had fallen for the trap.

Eloise smiled, she used her last and final weapon, to Turn into A Spam Bot At Will and to capture Shelly in an infinite struggle to formulate infinite amounts of repetitive and nonsensical ingredients into coherent cooking instructions.

_{the secondary weapon arsenal was kindly sponsored by: @geenaizzy, @junsusukhairi, @edward.maesen, @deemarshall, @lamkuta, @anumsteemit, @sudong, @lintah, @arthur.grafo, @pv-p, @rizallatief, @skippyza, @wovenone, @lenadr, @hazel420 and @mrfrost}