Our Shameful Neighbourhood Secret Has Been Let Out the Bag
So, this is how it went down this morning...
I woke up earlier, having had a good nights rest. After taking about an hour to acclimate back to reality, I texted Mark who was already up and about up. Little did I know I'd be cracking up laughing real soon.
I went downstairs and found him with his smug proud grin on his face. I quickly asked him what was going on.
"Did you have a good night last night?" He said, still smiling.
I looked even more confused. "Erm... Yeah, not bad. Apart from sweating it out in the night, it was OK I guess." I replied.
"I bet it was, man. Be honest. You were at it last night, right?" Things has suddenly become lost in a maze of puzzlement.
"At what, exactly?" I continued, unexpectedly waiting for an answer.
"Last night, the noise you were making. Didn't know you had it in you! I'm impressed!" As if the clouds dissipated and heavens opened, I understood exactly what was happening. Everything became clear once more.
"NO!! That wasn't me?" I exclaimed, almost laughing by now. "We have a pair of hippies living next door. They were at it in the garden! I'm used to hearing them, man..."
After a short period of disbelief, he soon came round to the fact I wasn't the one screaming his head off in the throes of some unencumbered session of nocturnal passion. Even funnier was a look of slight disappointment in his eyes. He probably thought I was some sort of "master stallion" when in the sack. Which "I" know already am, but luckily have not confirmed through the sounds of my overexcited beastliness.
Anyways, it was a hilarious start to the morning. I'm so used to hearing my neighbours at it in the night, it has almost become a natural part of the background noise when the skies grow darker. And now Mark has been abruptly awoken to their explosive shenanigans too... :)
Instead of being a "shameful neighbourhood secret," I would term it as "a spontaneous display of affection." ;)
I know. Actually, maybe he is the real "master stallion"... :)
Noisy neighbours, I can only imagine what they were doing causing so much noise at that time of the day 😉
Great post @ezzy You should probably finish the story with the rest of the juicy details. Stallion
Lol, burning off some more calories in this heat maybe? :)
je je this I have also lived with neighbors that I have next, my house is two-family and stick room with room, I'm used to hear those noises that are part of the night he he
Lol, so you know how loud things can get with the neighbours! :)
You should have kept the story alive man. And than see Mark’s face!
Oh man! What a missed opportunity! :)
Master Stallion, a fine title to aspire to, one not when guests are staying though!
True, buddy... Or maybe he just had some to prove to his missus! :)
Haha, very possibly!
Next time go and join them xD And this post should come with some extra spicy hippie pictures if you know what I mean 😉 Let's see if they also have dreadlocks down there...
Go and join them? Man, sometimes I wish you guys could do me a favour and "think" for me a little more! :))
🤣 The sounds of the jungle in downtown London, England!
Absolutely spot on! :)
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People should learn to keep the noise down. Hahahahaha!!!
Lol, or at least a bag over the head! :)
This noise has made double meanings :p