A short Fiction

His loving girlfriend is every guy's free Yo...

She initiated most of the guys on the street to the 'laying' business...

She is that badt girl your momma warned you about... Rashi animashaun - She never says No...

Daring, free, sweet, inexpensive, accessible and stressless...

Often passed around as the street advantage... Anfani Adugbo...

Our Friend, Dopemu met her and something happened. Lust, love and the big one, marriage was in the offing.

Mouths sealed regarding her sexual expertise...

Accusations were rife that she used sweet-do (Adodun) to trap him...

I disagree. No one traps anyone in matrimony...

The past has passed...

But then, the future seems to be listening...

The Leopard, it's spots remain lingering...

Hoelosho is not an event, it's a person. Rain doesn't wash off beauty: Marriage doesn't change people.

Sexcapades sextravaganza continues... Even amongst allies and cronies...

Dopemu dials Aunty's number on Wolekanle's phone when his battery was flat and it brought out- 'Free meal'...

All hell was about to let loose...

Son of man tried settling the dispute. Incoherent mumbling: 'It's true caller that saved it that way'. 'Wole likes food too much and your woman gives him good food'. 'His phone is malfunctioning'.

Until he tried her number on Adekunle's phone and it displayed 'Rashidat one night stand'.

Light fades, Black eye and total Blackout.