Top Tips Thursday (Women)
Bringing you some really cool tips every Thursday, but to make these tips even more exciting I will relate some of my life experiences to them in a fun short story.
Today's topic: Women
Today's tips are:
Wo! man, this is my general use of the word. Why do I use this word like this? Well Wo....! man, they are really complicated, we will never understand them.
After many years of watching and studying how the female species work, I had written many tips and mental notes. Have any of these things worked? Maybe once!
Tip 1: All, ALL women are different, something that works for one might not work for another.
Women are one of the most fascinating creatures on the planet. Guys get bored really quickly so if women weren't so complex and complicated, guy wouldn't bother. I have spent many years single to just watch and learn how men and women treat each other and what things work best. I created a list of does and don'ts.
Tip 2: When you get into a relationship, forget everything you think you know about women.
I really quickly learnt that I knew nothing, but I did not let this get to me. I was going to get this right, I will understand how women work. This is when I decided to categorise certain women into sections I thought they belonged in (from the information I had collected about women).
Tip 3: Women have sides to them you will never EVER see, they have an amazing way of changing and you will never know exactly who a women is. They can surprise you even after knowing them for all your life.
Sitting and watching never really helped me gain some knowledge, only by interacting with women did I start to understand a few things.
Tips 4: women do not thing the same way you do, so if you think, try thinking a way a women would think.
My latest experience was with a lovely young lady, a good friend of mine, she taught me that what women say is not always what they want or mean. She destroyed my mind, I lost all understanding, I couldn't even think straight.
Tip 5: when she says "I will be 2 seconds just wait", firstly make yourself comfortable in the couch as you will be waiting some time. Secondly, that is the final statement, if you try rush her after her saying that just know that you will be sleeping on the couch later.
Final tip: Guys learn to play guitar, don't ask me why... I still do not understand how the whole guitar/women thing works, but trust me it WORKS!
Some of you ladies might be upset with me now due to this post. Firstly I am sorry I just had to do it, I could not resist. Also this post is not aimed at making you ladies look bad, but rather aimed at how lost men are when it comes to understanding you.
This guy knows exactly what women want:
Video credit
Just on a little side note for self improvement. I will be doing pushups, situps and squats for the amount of $$$ (ratio;$1:1) I earn on this post and will give a short feedback every day at the end of each post. This will be split in equally between all 3. Any not done will carry onto the next day.
I think regardless of gender every person is different @dragonslayer109 not all guys are the same either but there is certain psychology triggers that work %60 of the time.
There is a marriage expert named Mark Gungo who talks about the difference between the two brains of a men and women. He is hilarious to watch and me and my girlfriend can sometimes relate about the things he discuss :p this is the url of a tiny part of his show. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did but keep in mind it is exaggerated from both point of views ;)
Mmm I am sure I will enjoy it very much :)
I have watched this one.
HE IS SO ON POINT!
;)
Funny post. L. O. L
Very entertaining
Funny post. Love the skeletons drinking until they understand women, that's how we as men often feel! Glad to see that the book "Understanding Women" has finally arrived, lol.
This is an amazing explanation.
I see, women do not say what they think, sometimes they think mixed up. So, sometimes they are also confused.
For example, it is difficult for them to distinguish between right and left, between south and north, and so on. thank you @dragonslayer109
Yes often they themselves don't know what they want.
That is exactly what we want you to think....
See... now this is just pure evil... :(
@ dragonslayer109 This is indeed funny and true, for what it is worth.
this post sucks gender is a social construct u wanker
awesome post from you.........!!! but men are also the same ,difficult to understand for women :) any way video is really interesting ........!!
really enjoyed your post.
@dragonslayer109 - LOL. This is going to be an EPIC in the field of 'Women psychology'. The women language has me in splits. It took me years to learn 'womanese' and still my knowledge is like Charlie the Chimp who knows about 10 words! Upvoted