Bangers for Steemit (Week 3)
Somehow, I'm actually sticking with a series of posts for once in my life. Which brings you fine crackerjacks to this post here. Which means that it's time to share some more boner popping music that I've been listening to recently. If you didn't see either of my previous entries of this series, this is just a weekly post I'd like to keep going where I share some songs I've found recently that made me sodden with moisture (Or, just songs I've been listening to over this past week). I'll also be hoping that those of you who read through this drop some links to other stuff that I could check out down below. Because you can never have enough dick hardening music to masturbate to, at least in my opinion. So, take a break from watching Logan Paul's flat earth documentary, or the sweaty dude on Twitch raging over Apex Legends, and check out some of these heartbreak jams.
1. Carpenter Brut: Paradise Warfare
This song by far is probably my absolute favorite from Carpenter Brut. I honestly would have to link this particular song with my new found interest in electronic music, as this was the first track in that genre that I actually fucking loved. This song is another one that gives me a weird semi-nostalgia hard on even though it's a newer track. It gives me thoughts of things I loved or watched growing up, which might be part of the reason why I like it so much. The crescendo after the jazzy build up is fucking dope though, and is exactly the kind of music I'd want for my speed runs of rubbing one out, fam.
2. The Palmer Squares: Bullshit
Another rare entry where I've found modern rap music that I actually fucking like. Seriously, so much of it is just pure, unadulterated, dry asshole. I know part of it is that the beat which they use for this track and several other songs is just very funky. That's probably because apparently some of the beat is sampled from a weird children's toy that came out decades ago. The creativity in not only the music but the lyrics is just something I dig, and I'd definitely recommend anyone looking for new hip hop/rap music to check this shit out. Unless you like 2000's era hip hop and rap, then you can just suckle on the dirtiest rectum you can find. Seriously, that era was the fucking worst.
3. Sabella: Closed/Doors
This is a band which I've just found recently, and I've been jamming to them a fuck ton. Now, I'll definitely say this about them; they're not for everyone. I don't even know what genre I would actually call this band, it's kinda up in the air. A comparison I could make would be think of the bands Mr. Bungle/Tomahawk that Mike Patton fronted. The genres for Sabella are all over the fucking place. One minute you're listening to some alternative, the next it's kinda emo sounding, the next we're hearing some metal. I absolutely love how chaotic the music itself is, and the lyrics are very down to earth and I find myself resonating with them often. In other words, this shit makes my fucking groin region as soggy as a boiled hotdog. Fuck yeah.
4. Belay my Last: Sleepwalk
Now this is a god damn throwback to my days of being a teenage cave dweller. I remember many a night of jamming to this particular band when out driving with friends on the weekends, or just at home when I picked up my guitar and played along with their stuff. This gave my 16/17 year old self a mega boner, and sadly I kind of forgot about this band until a few months ago. I can't remember what actually made me remember the band, because apparently I have the mind of a disabled goldfish, but I'm glad that I did. This is one of the more top tier Deathcore bands around, in my opinion. And, is one of the few that I actually still think is fucking good after over 10 years of time has passed.
Well, well, well. Looks like that's my 3rd week finished, something which shocks even me since typically I'm a lazy motherfucker when it comes to sticking with things. I think I gravitated towards more heavy music this week, but what do you expect from someone who's been riding the taint of metal music for pretty much his entire life? Anyways, feel free to drop some recommendations or your thoughts down below so I can be interactive and not such a hermit. Or, be a fucking chud who continues to live his/her life in the sewers, praying upon children and occasionally selling their bodies to fund their Supreme brand addiction. Anyways, that's it for now. See ya.

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