Good morning everyone.. I got a great idea from reading this post by @michealb .. a 5 STEEM contest.. no upvote, resteem or any other BS required.. just originality and hopefully some laughs.. TGIF on
There once was a man with a bowl
Getting high was his morning goal
One day he asked for a rhyme
But with limited time
All he got was some shit from dfinney
I can't wait to get home from work.
I'll be so happy I might have to twerk.
It's friday today, so I'll be on my way,
to get stoned, eat pizza and lurk.
lol can't think of any brain still on malfunction so will just repeat a nursery rhyme i heard when i was growing up.
Litttle jack horner sat in the corner eating his pudding and pie
he put in his thumb and pulled out a cum and said how the fuck did that get in there?!
What in the world rhymes with Pickleman?
Not much if you are a word-fickle man
But for the sake of @davedickeyyal’s steem
And to join with the morningbowl team
A bad limerick may earn me a nickel...man.
There once was a Hippie With A Gun.
Who loved shooting up cops just for fun
He said FUCK Trump's Tariffs,
As he shot the Sheriff,
Now he is forever on the run!
There once was a guy named Theo
who's face looked like a Leo
yes his face was hairy
and really quite scary
but he ate pussy like you wouldn't believe-o
There once was a man with a bowl
Getting high was his morning goal
One day he asked for a rhyme
But with limited time
All he got was some shit from dfinney
😂
Lol. Nice. !tip
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Happy Friday to you Dave!
I can't wait to get home from work.
I'll be so happy I might have to twerk.
It's friday today, so I'll be on my way,
to get stoned, eat pizza and lurk.
Congrats to @hippie-witha-gun and @zekepickleman.. I called it a tie and sent 2.5 STEEM to both. Thanks for your participation and continued support
Thanks Dave! I'm going to make a post of my limerick. I'm proud of myself for coming up with that.
lol can't think of any brain still on malfunction so will just repeat a nursery rhyme i heard when i was growing up.
Litttle jack horner sat in the corner eating his pudding and pie
he put in his thumb and pulled out a cum and said how the fuck did that get in there?!
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Oh man I am going to have to hit a morning bowl in order to come up with anything that good. Stay tuned.
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What in the world rhymes with Pickleman?
Not much if you are a word-fickle man
But for the sake of @davedickeyyal’s steem
And to join with the morningbowl team
A bad limerick may earn me a nickel...man.
Posted using Partiko iOS
ROFLMFAO!!!! That Limerick about made me piss myself! I'll be back later when I can come up with one for myself.
Ha.. I already made one for you.. but it's a secret !tip
There once was a Hippie With A Gun.
Who loved shooting up cops just for fun
He said FUCK Trump's Tariffs,
As he shot the Sheriff,
Now he is forever on the run!
!tip
this is the one I came up with..
There once was a guy named Theo
who's face looked like a Leo
yes his face was hairy
and really quite scary
but he ate pussy like you wouldn't believe-o
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