Daily Joke : 2018-06-27

in #dadjoke • 6 years ago

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It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

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     6 years ago 

    This is in the same (not to laugh) category as an 'Eskimo selling refrigerators on the Northpole'.

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     6 years ago 

    You know I once knew a couple of Eskimo's. One day they got really chilly when they were out on the kayak so they lit a fire. Unfortunately the boat sank. Proving once and for all, you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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