CHILEANVENTURES - How to train A MIGHTY CRYPTO-RAPTOR
Remember the story of poor Lucio, the baby bird that fell down from its nest? The little bird that suffered an injury to its crop and that we operate in our bathroom? Of course you do. But if you don’t, you can read it here.
Two weeks after the painful surgery, Lucio has recovered perfectly and is now completely healed. And there's something more: in its little but resilient body we discovered A RAPACIOUS, MIGHTY, UNTAMED SPIRIT! It already gave us a hint of its nature, when it resisted the open-crop surgery without anesthesia and antibiotics.
Now compare the following two pictures. At your left you can see Lucio the day after the surgery. At your right you can see how it looks like today.
When you look at the right picture you might get scared of its face and if this is the case I do understand you. This, fellow Steemian, is the face you might never want to see in front of you. It’s the face that only few people see in their worst nightmares. THIS, IN FACT, IS THE FACE OF A RAPTOR WHEN IT FINDS ITS PREY AND PREPARES TO EXECUTE ITS CRUEL MERCY.
You may be curious, though, about how that sweet, tender, heartwarming chick become IN ONLY TWO WEEKS the ruthless, fierce, invincible predator it is today.
Well, fellow Steemian, @cryptofarmer comes today to your screen to explain you how to train A MIGHTY CRYPTO-RAPTOR that will become your best ally in your aim TO SPREAD THE CRYPTO WOR(L)D - that's the reason why you are here too, right?
HOW TO TRAIN A MIGHTY CRYPTO-RAPTOR: TEACHING TO FLY
The first problem you will encounter when training a baby crypto-raptor that fell from its nest is: how on earth can I teach it to fly? I was about to look it in its eyes and moving my arms up and down the faster as I could (that was, by the way, the same technique I used – with success I have to say - when I had to order some chicken in a German butchery) when @cryptowife came up with a definitely not so elegant but efficacious technique.
Take the crypto-raptor in your hand and let it lay its terrible claws on your fingers (possible suffering will make you stronger). Now move your hand up and down, fast enough so that it occasionally loses its equilibrium. You will see, after a very short while, that it will instinctively move its mighty wings to balance. THAT'S THE TECHNIQUE. Repeat it for many days and you will experience how fast it learns to fly. Today Lucio-the-king-of-the-sky flies all through the rooms of the house and soon will be ready to dominate the outside world.
HOW TO TRAIN A MIGHTY CRYPTO-RAPTOR: SHOW NO MERCY
A mighty crypto-raptor needs to have a cold heart that knows no mercy. To achieve that you need to avoid expression of love, empathy and all kind of those hippie stuff. Look how cold me, @cryptofarmer, and @cryptowife had to be with Lucio-the-disruptor. I know it’s sad, but it was for its own good.
HOW TO TRAIN A MIGHTY CRYPTO-RAPTOR: TEACH IT CRYPTO
Last but not least, A MIGHTY CRYPTO-RAPTOR needs to know everything about crypto. Here’s me, @cryptofarmer, teaching Lucio-the-crypto-raptor why the old economic paradigm is about to collapse and how to go crypto. Look how fast is learning my little baby - hem, I mean my MIGHTY DISRUPTOR.