cryptid069 (48)in #fisherman • 16 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Chinese FishermanChinese Fisherman had a stretchman that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly…cryptid069 (48)in #unicorn • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.A Square UnicornSquare Unicorn always carried a teapot that they liked to experiment on. It would be a weird suggestion, to my…cryptid069 (48)in #scammer • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Stupid ScammerStupid Scammer had a Harry Potter wand that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a weird thought, to you and…cryptid069 (48)in #poodle • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Fat PoodleFat Poodle searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been an astonishing…cryptid069 (48)in #giraffe • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Funny GiraffeFunny Giraffe wanted a sponge that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to…cryptid069 (48)in #baboon • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Square BaboonSquare Baboon desperately searched for a wig that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a strange…cryptid069 (48)in #troll • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Green TrollGreen Troll desperately looked for a vibrator that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an unusual proposal…cryptid069 (48)in #scammer • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Adorable ScammerAdorable Scammer desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly…cryptid069 (48)in #elephant • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Different ElephantDifferent Elephant desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every…cryptid069 (48)in #cat • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Depressed CatDepressed Cat always kept a computer that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly curious…cryptid069 (48)in #aftab • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Colourful AftabColourful Aftab often carried a pen that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly original approach to life, to…cryptid069 (48)in #unicorn • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Big UnicornBig Unicorn desperately needed a ball that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to…cryptid069 (48)in #builder • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fucking BuilderFucking Builder searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly new…cryptid069 (48)in #worm • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Unusual WormUnusual Worm owned a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly exciting…cryptid069 (48)in #elf • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Famous ElfFamous Elf desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to play with. It would have been an exciting thing to…cryptid069 (48)in #princess • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Retarded PrincessRetarded Princess found a wig that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my…cryptid069 (48)in #bear • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Weary BearWeary Bear craved for a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a new activity, to me and my children…cryptid069 (48)in #prince • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Anxious PrinceAnxious Prince craved for a condom that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a strange…cryptid069 (48)in #elephant • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Tired ElephantTired Elephant desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would put on his head. This seems to be a new…cryptid069 (48)in #chimp • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Famous ChimpFamous Chimp looked for a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly…
