According to Uncle Frank October 18th.

Woke up this morning, poured in some coffee and turned the telly on. News, like every morning. I like to call it the biggest entertainment in History. Most of the news is fake, and what isn't is already spread through social media.
But this I missed. The Chines leader said that China could become the biggest Worldpower in time. When you look at how many Chinese there are, he has a point. I Always forget his name, Ring Ting Ping or something like that. I call all Chinese Fok Yu Long, especially the ones in the restaurant near to my house. Chinese candy, that's what they are. Or am I now being a sexist? If I am, too bad, I like women, can't change that. I know where the border lies, so all looky looky, no touchy, like a real Dutchmen should.
But nevertheless, I like these little Chinese girls serving my food.
In Holland you have a dish called Bami. It's served at that Chinese restaurant. It isn't Chinese though. We didn't like actual Chinese food, way too spicy, so the Chinese invented dishes for us. One of them is Bami. It's the best sold dish in a Chinese restaurant. So we eat out at a Chinese restaurant, but we invented dishes they can serve us, cause actually we don't like Chinese food. So much for, can't Bami love, you can, with food, you can.
We got another of such a dish, it's called, and I'm not kiddin', Nasi. So Bami and Nasi.
I bet you Nasi that comin' did ya?