VillainDer Evil Dating Site because even Villains need Love: Comedyopenmic 47

in #comedyopenmic5 years ago (edited)

Are you a villain, supervillain, bad guy or antagonist? Are you single? Have you sprained your wrist from swiping left on Tinder because you can’t find anyone that matches? Well its your lucky day because VillainDer is all you need to find that special one to enjoy the Christmas holiday with.

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We at Villainder know how difficult it is for villains to find that special one, so we created a unique platform that caters to all your needs. No longer will you have to take time off from conquering galaxies, attempting to destroy the world or crashing airplanes into buildings because you can now use the unique features of VillainDer that really makes that disgusting personality of yours sparkle.
Here are a few satisfied users;

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Other prominent users are;
 Joker(Bruce lol)
 Osama Bin Laden(Young Binny)
 Vladimir Puttin(dope oligarch)
 Kim Jong Un(just Kim)
 Buhari(Bubu)
 Trumpman(little willy)
So what are you waiting for you vile, disgusting, egocentric, diabolical, conniving, scheming bastards? Trudge on down to VillainDer and take a step closer to finding love.

VillainDer; we put the VIL in eVIL

I nominate @theycallmedan, @clixmoney, @acidyo, @tamaralovelace, @prettynicevideo and @trumpman to make entries to this fun contest.

There are no particular rules but you can see the contest announcement here. You can have fun and earn on Steem. Follow #comedyopenmic tag, check out all the funny entries and show the funny side of Steem to the world.

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Hahahaha, even I want to go on a date with Thanos.

He's a really sweet guy once you get to know him.

Just make sure you divide the bill equally.

Philander at the VillainDer.

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