First World Problems (Struggle Is Real)
SO, I am in my WELL EARNED SUPER POSH Land Rover, trying to back into the spot between the Japanese Maple and Pear Tree, and someone took my space!
IMAGINE my horror because it was my Nemesis, "The Cayenne".
This made me ponder my existence in the social strata and had I totally just died because a more tricked out pony fucked mine?
Valrria Lukyanova-Britpop (interwebz sources)
yo'mama
where are the NGOs to fix this ?
Like that brown haired persons Porsche (uhhh, not even the highest end on either) , would beat my totes customized ride that my sugar daddy, Pearson Vaseline Esquire bought me cause I could do a "pretty".
I mean really! Where was the Concierge and Valet? Like HELLO, I'm here to get a new outfit for this party where only the most famous and rich and awesome people can get it. In my life, there is no red carpet. I only get lifted inside of the mansions by Silicone Valley and BTC super duper powerful men, duh
killllll them :) first world problems deserve third world action :)
I agree, I was all like, "YOU MADE ME SPILL MY ORGANIC KOMUBUCHA MADE BY SOME SAD LITTLE TRIBE IN THE POOR PARTS OF THE WORLD!!!!".....but then I was really super duper happy that nothing spilled onto my new baby seal skin purse because ...Hellooooo! like Gucci Spring 2018 Collection Yo!
<3 Love your satirical comments ;)
;) glad some appreciate it
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Nice
I know riiiight?
I like this!
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