WE ARE 'ALL'......DOOMED
Recently I've been spending a lot of time on You Tube clicking on all sorts of information that I had never heard before...IT WAS SCARY...
Did you know that there's a huge planet called Nibiru hurtling through space on a collision course with earth?!?!???? I Just fuckin found out my crypto currency wallet is gonna be decimated...blown to smithereens...
What's just as bad is that before that happens a gigantic Sun flare is gonna hit us with fuckin gamma rays or something causing a total blackout of the world. It's a giant EMP that's gonna annihilate the electrical system causing lights, computers and everything to burn out...and Nibiru might smash into us at the same time!!!!????!!!!
No wonder Elon Musky is sending rockets into space one after the other...he's sending his family to Mars or something. He even sent a car up there last time so they can drive around and search for shit on other planets; it's an electric car so they don't need no gas...just batteries.
I also found out that aliens are flying all around up there above the clouds getting ready to attack us with laser beams and shit like that...How the hell did so many Mexicans sneak up there in space and get hold of laser beam guns?!?!? Maybe they'll all be to drunk to aim straight and miss us?
Yellowstone park is about to blow the hell up too...it happens like about every 400,000 years or so and the Mayan calendar or something like that has pegged 2018 as the next blowout for some kinda giant underground volcano sitting out there in the middle of all them geysers. Holy shit...we're all doomed...!!!!
What are we gonna do??? There ain't no place to hide from shit like that...
Someone said that the tech nerds are trying to speed up the AI development so that maybe some super computer can come up with solutions to everything that's about to happen to the planet, but Putin says to forget about it...he said that it's too late. He's taking his whole country to an artificial planet he built up there in space, to get away.
Go find out for yourself...it's all over the internet...and a whole lot more...
Those flesh eating giant people from the bible are starting to rise up from out of some kind of other dimension too. They're the ones that David slung rocks at to kill them in the old book of Genesis or something like that...I don't know...maybe it was the book of psalms...??? But it's true, cause I saw it on You Tube...
A whole lot of weird shit that's gonna kill us is going on so I gotta figure out what to do now. If I figure something out, I'll let you know here on steemit so you can escape like me, Putin and thatMusky fella is...
See ya later. Bye
I'm Outta Here...
LOL.I dig your humor. The bad news is, that REALITY is not much better than all the moronic hype on youtube, From Agenda 21 to 5G to chemtrails to vaccinations to transgender to warmongering, the direction we are being pushed towards is even worse. I'd rather get hit by a comet than boiled like a frog...
YouTube can be really addictive because once you watch a video on a certain topic or area you get tons of suggestions for related videos. It's also easy to end up on the wrong side of YouTube and once you are there finding your way back is difficult.
Hi ninjamike...thank you for commenting. You do have a valid point here. The wrong side of the tube is one where we start to feel uncomfortable in a bad way. Time to listen to some relaxing music after that.
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STOPDon't fret about these things and more, like pole reversal.
What will be, will be and everything is running to a plan...... just about as fast as the elites to their underground bunkers! For the love of god man, pass the tin foil so we can be protected from the rays!
Hi @leftamessage thanks for reading and commenting on my little bit of humor...I have my tin foil hat on at the moment as per your suggestion...Regards @angryman Have a day full of smiles
Don't get me wrong, I have read all the very same stuff and wondered if any are real. I've been down many a 'rabbit hole'.
Ultimately, I'm sure the actual truth will be stranger than the fiction though! interesting times (strokes own tin foil hat for comfort).
Something about where is smoke must be fire .
Most info seem's to come from smoke cannons put up to
spread fear and confusion , to keep us from real burning issues like freedom and peace . I see Ytube and Google as the ultimate tool to divide and conquer .
All that the Mayan calender told us was a date on witch our solar system would enter an other region of the galaxy . Jet they used this boring info to spread fear and doom upon us .
The end of the world ?? i think it's gonna be a staged false flag event ;-)
Hello @small1axe...Yes, I think you got that right...Spreading fear and confusion is one of 'their' ploys to control the masses. The "smoke cannons" are all around us these days; they make a lot of noise, but are spewing blanks which most people seem to think of as real. Regards @angryman Have a happy day.
I’m so glad to find out this is is humor! Ha ha. One never knows.
So True...perhaps 'dark' humor or 'dry', something that often needs to be added perhaps in a footnote here on social media. It is difficult sometimes to convey intent. Regards @angryman Thank you for commenting.
It sort of reminds me of the famous Orson Welles’ War of the Worlds story! 😊
Funny...I have that book here somewhere...
Thanks prepperbot...Have a well prepped day. Regards