Stupid Questions 336

English model Tess Daly, Good Friday, and “Urophilia” are not really mentioned much in this specific edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls!

“Who Dat Boy?”

Who is hotter? Betty Rubble or Wilma Flinstone? (Does it bother anyone that we're talking about cartoon characters?)

Can you milk a gerbil?

Do criminals launder money at the Coin Laundry?

Have you ever asked your spiritual leader what Jesus' middle initial--"H"--stood for? (You know, the "H" in Jesus H. Christ? My guess is maybe Hiram since Jesus was supposedly a Jew.)

Does anyone actually use flavored condoms?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Did you know Meatloaf has a last name? Did you know it's Aday? Shouldn't it be something like "Special"?

If you were an animated character who would you want to boink the most? Why?

If prisoners have groupies surely I must have some, too. So, where ARE they? Why don't they e-mail me? Where are the sexy pictures and playing cards made out of knickers?

Did you know Michael Jackson is worth more dead than alive? Did you know the most "exciting" thing about his supposed comeback was he was going to cover a classic song by the 70s band, America?

Would you ever miss it if I forgot to post anything about lesbians?

Is it really true that one of the original Village People was NOT gay? If so, which one was the straight guy?

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it is not included?

“Who Says?”

How do lesbians decide who is the man when neither one has a penis?

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“Who Will Survive in America?”

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