Stupid Questions 330

American actress Chloe East and “Savantophilia” aren’t mentioned in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls!

"What If You Were Right the First Time?"

What do forklifts and women have in common?
(If you don’t have one, you have to unload by hand.)

When a teenage guy wears his hair in a man bun, do you call it a boy bun?

Why do so many women confuse “fell in love” with “felon love”?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

If booze doesn’t burn going down, how do you know it’s bad for you?

If the census takers can find illegal aliens and reporters can find illegal aliens then why can't the authorities?

Do any of you ladies out there tweet in your undies? Can I watch? Is it better when you do it with someone else?

"Who the F*ck Are Arctic Monkeys?"

What part of Korea makes and sells KIAs here in America? Is it the part that couldn't fight its own battles decades ago or the part that might nuke us 'til we glow in the dark?

Would you ever miss it if I forgot to post anything about lesbians?

Do really stupid gameshow contestants p*ss you off? Don't they test these people first?

Do you remember the first time you used anal love beads? Were you alone or with someone? if you were with someone. . . which end of the beads were you on anyway?

Is it true that the awkward age for women these days is 12 through 35?

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it isn’t included?

"Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?"

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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