Reason 11 to Stop Reading This And Go Do Something Productive:

Boredom. Yawn!

Aww no one watched your informercial.

Far out man, if you can't make it, what hope is there for us normal mortals who lack the liquidity to boost our posts? And look at the price of STEEm and SBD - it's almost like this shit isn't attracting enough new money to overcome inflation and the general malaise in the broader crypto markets. Fuck! it's almost like quality matters, and that what you've been saying is actually bullshit.

Anyway, I largely agree with @simplymike. You aren't stupid, though I think you'd prefer that we thought you were. And you are sensitive. Most of all, despite all the faux machismo and generally coming off as being full of piss and vinegar, you actually care what people think.

Hope this all works out for you. Seriously.