I work because I’m a big fan of having money to buy food.

in #work6 years ago (edited)

DEAA8E69-BFA6-41A6-A0F1-44AF9952A0A9.jpegSo I was at work today, slaving away in a hot kitchen. A big burley heavily tattood man walks up and asks for the lasagna.

I say to him dine in or takeaway?

With this he loses his shit, tells me to fuck off and threatens to kill me!!

I love working in a prison.

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Thanks mate, glad you had a laugh!

Indeed it did. Welcome to Steemit. RESPECT

Thanks bro, I’m fairly new. I love to write jokes and make people laugh. They say laughter is the best medicine, but in fact penicillin probably is.

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