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RE: Hugs for Everyone! (A rant on growing up wild)

in #wild7 years ago

Good lord. Is it healing okay?

Presumably someone helped disconnect you from the wall and you're not still standing there posting to Steemit with an iphone in your other hand.

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LOL I am amply supplied with nail pulling equipment, the best being Mark I fingers.

The lady next door, who buries cats in her planters, and names the flies that are born therefrom, recommended I steep my swollen finger with extract of Goldenseal and Epsom Salts, in hot water. That has miraculously reduced the inflammation.

Once, long ago, I pierced a knuckle with a piece of wire that had been coated in pigeon dung, and suffered a similar injury. White coated doctors threatened to amputate my finger! When I objected (I play guitar with that finger), they allowed that they could merely flay it open and scrape the innards clean. Adamant, I held out for a better offer, and they then conceded that they'd let me try a course of Cephalexin, before flaying and amputating.

Thankfully the Cipro worked, and I only had to replace all my gut flora after the antibiotic did it's job.

Accordingly, I recommend making a poultice of common weeds (Mullein, a fuzzy leaf that grows in my gravel driveway) with Goldenseal, Epsom Salts, and hot water. It's proven easier on my intestinal ecosystem - and my wallet. While you're steeping I further recommend the hot blues licks of Samantha Fish on her Cigar Box guitar.

Just for fun =)

Edit: gawdawful spelling

This is the most fun I've had reading a comment in ages.

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