Today's Humour

in upvoteplankton •  4 months ago

They say children say the damnedest things. Well, adults do too. Sometimes, we speak without thinking. Sometimes, due to the multiple meanings of the words, the meaning of what we want to convey came out all wrong.

Have you ever in a moment of carelessness said something you wish you hadn’t?

This is a collection of hilarious things some people said. Some are slips of the tongue, some are tongue firmly in cheek, some are instances of speaking without thinking, and some are satirical.

Here goes…

The loss of life will be irreplaceable. - Dan Quayle

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It’s no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another. - Samuel Goldwyn

Last, but not least, avoid clichés like the plague. - William Safire

Let us all be happy, and live within our means even if we have to borrow the money to do it with. - Artemus Ward

The very best impromptu speeches are the ones written well in advance. - Ruth Gordon

We have deep depth. - Yogi Berra

We made too many wrong mistakes. - Yogi Berra

We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead. - Jane Austen

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. - Al Gore

When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing, my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. - Dan Quayle

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. - Mark Twain

With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes. - Jimmy Armfield

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra


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My wife showed me a news story she was reading yesterday about a murder/suicide. In the story it said that the women couldn't decide who to kill first, her boyfriend or herself.


haha... good one!